From: Brittany Lyte [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org]
Sent: Friday, December 23, 2016 3:33 PM
To: Rutherford, Sarah D. EOP/WHO
Subject: Pool report 4
Per the White House, partners for POTUS at Kaneohe Klipper Golf Course today include Darrell Harrington, Bobby Titcomb and Greg Orme.
Kaneohe Klipper is an 18-hole championship course framed by the fluted Ko'olau Mountains, which ascend to a summit of 3,100 feet. It should come as no surprise that there are ocean views, as well. This is Hawaii, after all.
At Kaneohe Klipper, you can practically surf as you hit the links. The Laird Hamilton-endorsed GolfBoard (a surfboard-on-wheels that carries golfer and gear from hole to hole; tagline: "surf the earth") is available for rent at the steal of a price of $20 for 18 holes. (No word on whether POTUS is golfboarding, or merely golfing today.)
Notably, there are no ocean blues nor verdant mountain greens in view from the Starbucks on base, where your pooler is holding for further notice.
-- Brittany Lyte
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