From: John Stanton
Sent: Saturday, March 12, 2016 5:55 PM
To: Velz, Peter T. EOP/WHO
Subject: travel pool report 8
AT 6:55 pm POTUS' motorcade departed the Dallas National Golf Club, after the president spent a leisurely afternoon playing 18 holes of golf on the picturesque course.
The staff of the club were lovely, and the afternoon was largely uneventful. Although the pool initially had access to the outdoor seating area, the sight of the unwashed masses lounging quietly apparently caused members of the club to be taken by the vapors. As a result, we were forced to wile away the last few hours of our time her contemplating our lowly status indoors. Judge Elihu Smails couldn't be reached for comment.
DC Bureau Chief