From: "Parker, Ashley"
Date: April 14, 2017 at 10:00:47 AM EDT
Subject: Pool Report — #1
Your pool picked up President Trump from Mar-A-Lago at 9:44 a.m. And shortly after, at 9:54 a.m., Trump turned into Trump International Golf Club, West Palm Beach. Your pool — who never actually glimpsed the president himself — is now holding at the library directly across the street.
No word on what the president is actually doing this morning — we'll provide that if/when we get an answer — but at a breezy and blue 74 degrees, your pool notes it is an admittedly perfect day for golf.